Why is called the Waffle House? They have 17 gazillion types of hash browns ans three (count em'...3) types of waffles. Why isn't it the Hashbrown House?
When someone asks me to do something and ends the request with "Please and Thank you" does that mean I no longer have the option to refuse their request? What with already having been thanked and all.
If you don't like college ball, hate large SUV's, and/or were one of those punk bastards who lived in all black and spent your Saturday nights in high school playing D&D and bad mouthing the girls that actually cared what they looked like, why for Gawd's sake would you ever move to a Southern college town with a kick ass football team? We are all about the gas guzzling vehicle driving, shameless school color wearing All American blonde cheerleader types with their big husbands drinking unpretentious beer and yelling profanity at the other team (and occasionally our own) for 16+ weeks of the year. May I suggest you not walk around loudly badmouthing the Sooners or the cute blonde in short red shorts and a white tee on the first game day of the year. It makes my husband want to hang your pretentious little ass from the nearest goal post for insulting his wife. You weren't cool in high school and you sure as hell arent' cool now. If you don't like our spirit- move.
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Whoooo.....they better watch out - they talk that stuff around the wrong people they WILL find a bullethole or two in their little economy eco-friendly vehicles.
That's like all the seniors moving in to Daytona Beach and then complaining about the noise from the racetrack or the rowdy crowds on Bike Week. What did they expect? That all that would stop the second they moved in? Spare me.
LOL so true. From the woman with the "Ted Keneddy's car has killed more people than my gun" bumper sticker stuck to the back of my gas guzzling SUV.
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